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Here's some suggestions for what NOT to say when you are pulled over by the PO-lice.

1.  I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2.  Sorry Officer, I didn't realilze my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.  Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4.  Hey, you must've been doin about 125 mph. to keep up with me.  Good job!

5.  Are you Andy or Barney?

6.  I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7.  You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?

8.  I pay your salary!

9.  Gee, Officer!  That's terrific.  The last officer only gave me a warning too!

10.  Do you know why you pulled me over?  Okay, just so one of us does.

11.  I was trying to keep up with traffic.  Yes, I know there are no other cars around.  That's how far ahead of me they are.

12.  When the officer says "Gee Son . . . Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?"  You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer. . . your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Trust minicup.com to give you good advice when dealing with the law.  ;-)

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